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« on: May 18, 2008, 05:38:31 PM »
-Evolucija zapravo ne postoji,postoji lista bi?a kojima je Chuck dopustio da žive.
-Chuck Norris ne spava,on ?eka.
-Chuck Norris spava s upaljenim svjetlom,ne zato jer se boji mraka,nego zato što se mrak boji njega.
-Bog je htio stvarati zemlju 10 dana,ali Chuck mu je dao samo 6.
-Glavni izvoz Chucka Norrisa je bol.
-Chuck Norris redovito daruje krv,ali ne svoju.
-Kada Chuck radi sklekove,ne odguruje se od zemlje nego odguruje zemlju od sebe.
-Chuck Norris ima dvije brzine:hodaj i ubij.
-Chuck je prao rublje u oceanu dok nije skužio da su tsunamiji štetni za ljude.
-Mnogi ljudi nose superman pi?amu,Superman nosi Chuck Norris pi?amu.
-Chuck Norris na kraju svakog tjedna ubije 14 bijelaca da ljudi ne misle da je rasist.
-Kad bi Chuck obrijao bradu imao bi još jednu šaku ispod.
-Chuck Norrisu prije snimanja Walkera daju 6 slonovskih doza za uspavljivanje da nebi ubio ostale glumce.
-guns don't kill people,chuck norris does.
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2008, 03:45:36 PM »
Chuk Norris moze da se konektuje na MSN preko displeja od vesh mashine!
Chuk Norris je izgubio nevinost pre svog caleta!
Chuk Norris pushta VHS preko DVD-a i obrnuto!
Chuk Norris je napravio kucu u kojoj je rodjen!
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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2008, 10:10:37 AM »
jednom je zmija ujela chuck norris-a...posle 5 dana mukotrpne borbe...zmija je premila
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« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2008, 10:11:30 AM »
kad chuck norris radi sklekove...on zapravo gura zemnlju od sebe
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« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2008, 05:36:08 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2008, 07:09:24 PM »
Quote from: neone on July 20, 2008, 05:36:08 PM


Hahahaha... ova je dobra! BigGrin
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2008, 05:12:22 PM »
Chuck Norris je ispravio krive drine.
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« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2008, 09:57:56 PM »
Chuck Norris je naterao Milku Canic da kaze "Dobro jutro"
Chuck Norris moze da nareze 4.7 gb na flopi disk
Chuck Norris skida 500 kb/s sa dial up-om
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« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2008, 01:29:47 PM »
Kada Chuck Norris udje u vodu on ne bude mokar vec se voda Chucknorizuje.
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« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2008, 10:03:05 AM »
-Jednom je Chuck Norris je*ao u alatnici i poprska neke sarafe...od njih su nastali Transformersi.
-Jednom je Chuck Norris je*ao u kamionu i kapne mu sperma na motor od kamiona.Taj kamion se danas zove Optimus Prime.
-Da je Chuck Norris glumio u filmu "300" film bi se zvao "1"
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« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2008, 11:06:32 AM »
Quote from: axel naim on November 25, 2008, 10:03:05 AM
-Jednom je Chuck Norris je*ao u kamionu i kapne mu sperma na motor od kamiona.Taj kamion se danas zove Optimus Prime.

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« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2008, 07:03:31 PM »
Quote from: involver on November 25, 2008, 11:06:32 AM
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« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2008, 12:12:20 PM »
Kad Chuck Norris udje u gradski, i kontrola kupuje kartu!
Chuck Norris moze da pliva prsno... Unazad!
Chuck Norris je dobio vozacku dozvolu sa 16... minuta!!!
Chuck Norris je preziveo abortus svoje majke!
Kondomi ne stite Chuck Norris-a od SIDE, oni stite SIDU od Chuck Norris-a!
Kada Chuck Norris-a pogodi metak, Chuck ne krvari, metak krvari!
Chuck Norris-ove kaubojske chizme su napravljene od kauboja!
Jednom je Chuck Norris skochio sa treceg sprata i zavrsio na petom!
Kad Chuck Norris seche luk, ne polache on nego luk!
Chuck Norris-u Yugo uveg upali iz prve!

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« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2008, 02:56:50 PM »
Chuck Norris je izbrojao do beskonachno.... DVA PUTA!
Jednom je Chuck Norris tako jako udario Brus Lija da ga je pocepao na dve osobe: Brus Vilisa i Dzet Lija!
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